So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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