Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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