STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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