Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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