you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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