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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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