what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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