he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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