what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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