brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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