i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
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I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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