I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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