She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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