Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
