White coat. Heels.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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