Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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