No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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