I'm sorry my penis didn't work
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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