Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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