Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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