I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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