i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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