The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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