I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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