i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
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I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize