you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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