Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Are we still banned from the library?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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