I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
How's work?
Spinning.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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