i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
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I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
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I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
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My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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