Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
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Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
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God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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