Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
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