I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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