I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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