I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
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Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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