I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
porn star boner night. come get it.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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