You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
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I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
We had sex on a dog bed..
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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