You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
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It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
my god I love twenty year old dicks
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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