I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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