I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
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She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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