with your own penis?
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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