The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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