i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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