I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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