You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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