someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
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I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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