oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
this will be a night to untag.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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