Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
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just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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