i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Randomize
