I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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