Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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