Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
Randomize
