I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
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Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
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I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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