Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
