Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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