the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
People with herpes should wear stickers.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
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I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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