God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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